DAMN IT NBC
sociopaths-sweatervest: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GYMNASTICS PORTION For real, my life right now.
strongest-khaleesi-deactivated2 asked: So I was just wondering if you have any tips on starting a vegetarian diet?
Me: Pooping is the best
The World: Agreed
Sidenote: My mom told me if I get through freshman year of college, I get a cat. But the cat is a promise that I won’t get a tattoo until I’m out of college. I took that deal. No shame.
Tonight I was lighting fireworks and two little kids came to watch. I didn’t talk to my friends for a good 20 minutes and hung out with this 9 and 7 year old. They were so much more fun to be around than my friends. I don’t want to grow up, I don’t really understand my friend’s new obsession with aging so quickly. Take me back to camp.
What is this. Internet. What. Fifteen days in the woods guys. Fifteen.